#001
Okibi
“Build AI coworkers using natural language, it's Lovable for agents”
Sentence:Guilty of laundering automation as headcount.
9.1/ 10absurdity
Vol. I · San Francisco, CA
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#002
Serafis
“We mine petabytes of unstructured data to identify narrative inflections before they become consensus.”
Sentence:Guilty of securitizing the group chat.
9.4/ 10absurdity
#003
Natural
“agents will soon be responsible for a majority of global transaction volume”
Sentence:Guilty of issuing corporate cards to imaginary interns.
9.7/ 10absurdity
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